Booktrovert Nutrition Facts Woven Blanket – Quietly Unhinged & Cozy

Welcome to your ultimate comfort zone—where the books are endless, the plans are cancelled, and your attachment to fictional men is a little concerning. This hilariously honest woven blanket features a fake-but-too-real nutrition label, perfect for the introverted book lover whose social battery gave out sometime in 2016. Crafted from heirloom-quality cotton and soaked in sarcasm, this design is a cozy tribute to your favorite coping mechanism. Whether you’re re-reading instead of progressing your TBR or crying over characters no one’s heard of, this is your chaos cocoon.

Why You’ll Love It

• Designed for emotionally overstimulated bookworms
• Funny, relatable, and an aesthetic vibe for your reading nook
• The perfect gift for introverts, book lovers, and anyone avoiding reality