Spread Those Pages – Spicy Woven Blanket

For the smut reader who prefers reading with one hand, this heirloom-quality woven blanket delivers the ultimate wink-wink nudge-nudge. Featuring an illustrated hand delicately prying open book pages just right, the Spread Those Pages blanket is suggestive, bold, and unapologetically thirst-trappy in the best way. Whether you're curling up with your favorite morally gray monster boyfriend or annotating with heart-rate spikes, this blanket sets the tone: steamy, saucy, and totally unhinged.

Why You’ll Love It

• Spicy book humor boldly woven into every detail
• Crafted from 100% cotton for heirloom-quality coziness
• A hilarious, unforgettable gift for your favorite smut goblin