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Absolutely Feral Woven Blanket – For Readers Who've Lost All Chill

Absolutely Feral Woven Blanket – For Readers Who've Lost All Chill

Offbeat Opulence

Regular price $71.99 USD
Regular price $89.99 USD Sale price $71.99 USD
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This one’s for the bookworms who read with their whole soul. If you’ve ever stayed up until 3AM gasping, sobbing, or scream-reading through a plot twist, this blanket was made for you. Covered in sketch-style illustrations of wild, unhinged books, the Absolutely Feral woven throw captures the chaotic energy of a reader deep in literary obsession. Whether you’re mid-book hangover or on a 7-book binge streak, this cozy, heirloom-quality blanket is the perfect companion to your next meltdown.

Why You’ll Love It

  • A cozy reward for emotionally surviving another fictional breakup
  • Captures the peak bookish chaos aesthetic
  • A perfect gift for readers who need sedating after every chapter
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